baseball has taken over my life

luckily, i'm not in school anymore, so for once, the postseason won't take a nasty toll on my GPA. it has, however, deprived me of much-needed sleep, and has therefore made me a less valuable employee at the business news network where i work. oh well, it's only basic cable.

anyway, it occurred to me last night that my love for bernie williams knows no bounds. seriously, this man is adorable. i can understand people who hate the yankees because they're flashy and they win all the time. it's the same reason i can't stand the los angeles lakers. but bernie williams?! he's a saint. not only that, but he's got interests other than baseball, which leads me to believe he's well rounded. he stays out of the headlines, he's a quiet warrior, and he plays with the same silent determination that paul o'neill had (my other favorite yankee of all time). plus, he's getting long in the proverbial tooth, and he's not really much of an offensive threat to our opponents anymore, so there's no reason to gang up on bernie. he still plays a pretty mean center field, though. anyway, i hope they retire his number.

next baseball post, i hope to address the following important issues:
-david ortiz and his striking resemblence to shrek.
-los angeles angels: the most unattractive team in baseball.