breakfast, lunch, and dinner of champions

Jan 8, 2007

..and i feel fine.

70 degree weather in new york in january probably = the apocolypse, but you know, i'm totally cool with it.

it's entirely fitting that the 2 celebrity sightings that occurred this weekend were 1) "talent" from cable news network for which i "work" and 2) douchebag from mtv's "true life: i'm a friend with benefits." the grossest part is that t-bone and i simultaneously gasped with horror when we saw the true life guy, because we'd been talking about that episode not 24 hours earlier (because we're THAT cool).

on a more positive note, ron mueck's exhibition at the brooklyn museum is awesome and totally worth waiting on the long line for (OR, you could just tell the guard "we just want to go to the cafe" and skip the line altogether).

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is any of the following true about the "talent" you spotted?

a. is fond of hamsters

b. worked his "magic" (use of sexual innuendos) and got me back at the main headquarters again

c. is getting really fat although her head remains the same size

d. is really hot/husband material

e. has curtains that match the carpet

f. is insanely ugly WITH makeup

g. was wearing oversized, black, leather belt when spotted

h. may have greeted you with an awkward hand shake had you made your presence known

I've left out a few, but am I thinking on too large a scale here?

1/10/2007 11:23 AM

 
Blogger danger said...

i'll give you a clue: he's an F.O.R.

1/10/2007 12:52 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aha! So, the answer is H?

1/11/2007 10:41 AM

 
Blogger danger said...

i guess H comes closest, yes.

1/11/2007 10:46 AM

 

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