an inauspicious start

sometimes, after a rough night, the best thing for you is a gatorade, a breakfast croissan'wich, and an early pottery class. i know this from experience.

i was an hour late for work today because of the motherfucking time change. i conveniently changed all my clocks EXCEPT my alarm clock, which is, let's face it, the most important one.

in my fantasy baseball league, i got first round first pick, which means i got me some pujols.

happy mf'ing spring.