Meat'Normous
Yes, in case you were wondering that's apparently what you get when you combine meaty and enormous: Meat'Normous.
For my first post, I would like to discuss Burger Kings new creation -- the Meat'Normous Omelet Sandwich -- which boasts "three full slices of crispy bacon, two slices of smokey ham and a sizzling sausage patty between two omelet eggs, two slices of American cheese and a toasted specialty bun," according to a company press release.
"It's like an all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet on a bun," the release says.
Now, I enjoy meat as much as the next girl (lets be honest...I enjoy it way more than the next girl) but is this really necessary?
I think it might be necessary for one of us to try the Meat'Normous Sandwich so we can accurately and fairly decide if it is worth the full day's allotment of fat (Calories, fat grams: 770, 47), and the future heart attack, or whether we should just fry up some bacon as a snack (as bassi, danger, and I have been known to do.)
P.S.:
I think danger is totally accurate in her depiction of Bernie Williams. Class Act. Old Fashioned Baseball Player. Clearly well rounded, he has as many talents as Bassi's Dad.
However, my next post will include a fierce defense of any shrek-like insults danger feels the need to throw Big Papi's way.
Ciao

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10/09/2005 9:52 PM
eel,
i passed by a BK today and thought of you and the Meat'Normous. and then later in the car, i heard a commercial for it, and thought of you again. i'm afraid that from now on, when i see or hear or think of a Meat'Normous (or any combination of things meaty and enormous), i'll think of you.
xoxo
by the way, i'm too chicken to try it, so it's gonna have to be bassi. she'll put anything in her mouth.
10/09/2005 9:58 PM
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