jesus wore pinstripes

remember this post, when i said "johnny damon, you're the only one i don't hate. come to the dark side."?

well guess what, bitches?!

heeeeeeeeeeeeere's johnny!!!!!!!



i'm out of my head excited right now. i know he's got a weaker arm than bernie, a weaker arm than pretty much anyone, but i'll worry about that after he hits a thousand million home-runs in a yankee uniform. i'm sorry sox fans, i really am. oh wait, no i'm not, i hate you. in fact, now that we've got damon, i really do hate all of you. but not as much as i pity you.