So maybe I should just be considered a part-time blogger

I apologize for the most recent of my many periods of extended absence. As usual Danger stepped up to the plate to keep the blog going with her wit and charm.

I bet you all are wondering where I've been. Alas, the reasons are quite simple.

First, I got a new job. YAY! I finally quit, and am now working downtown in a much happier place, where I do much cooler work, in a corner office (that I share) with lots of windows and sunshine.

Alas, before I started my new job, I spent the entire month of December sitting on my ass. Here is a quick look at my daily schedule.

7:30 am- Roll over in my sleep

9:30 am- Drool on self while sleeping

11 am - Wake-up in time to watch Ellen

Noon: Watch Jeopardy

12:30 pm: Watch the Barefoot Contessa on the Food Network

1 pm: Law & Order on TBS

2 - 3 pm: Run outside, do some errands, get food for dinner...aka actually leave the apartment

3 pm: Law & Order SVU

4 pm: Law & Order Criminal Intent

5 pm: More Law & Order (see a pattern here?)

6 pm: Start cooking dinner, watch CSI on Spike

I think you get it...basically I watched a ton of tv...and never showered...and I'm lazy. I did some Christmas shopping some days, and had lunch with former co-workers....but basically It was the best time ever. The only thing that would have made it better, was if Danger were there to share it with me.

I could have blogged during this extended vacation, but I didn't...because, as noted, I'm lazy. And honestly that was simply too much work and effort for me.

I have nothing else to share at the moment--I have a future rant coming up about a fashion-trend that is making me want to gouge my eyes out (or cut off peoples legs below their knees).

I leave you with this one depressing piece of news, despite my generally sunny outlook on life POJ (post old job.)

I turn 25 in 9 days.

Ouch