corzine wins

they just called the election for jon corzine. yay democrats. i want to take a minute to thank doug forrester for being an enormous douchebag, thereby making this a no-brainer for women and those with common sense in the garden state.

i'm not naive enough to think corzine = good just because forrester = bad. corzine's only slightly less douche-y than forrester, but no way was i going to vote for someone who's not loud and proud about a woman's right to choose. and if you'll indulge me in a brief tirade, what the fuck is up with ANYONE acting like they have the right to tell me what i can or cannot do with or to my body? seriously, if men were the ones to have babies, abortion would be a non-issue. it's not about life or death, it's about oppressing women, or at least not trusting women to decide what's right for themselves. don't get me wrong, there are women who abuse the right to have abortions, and they make all of us look bad when they do. then again, fifty percent of marriages in america end in divorce, and no one's looking to make marriage illegal. (oh, unless you're gay.)

okay, i've drifted from my point, which is this: keep the government away from my vagina, please.

p.s. on a separate note: the yankees didn't re-sign tino martinez. i don't disagree with the decision, but i'm sorry to see him go.