Maria & the ELPH

I just want to take a moment to introduce you to my bestest Christmas present. I guess you would call it the Canon PowerShot SD-500 Digital Zoom ELPH Camera (with 7.1 megapixels) however, I like to refer to it by its real name, 'the cutest camera ever'. Shes tiny, in case you can't tell from the picture.

Now..you may be thinking..that camera looks awful familiar. You are probably remembering a seductive advertising campaign starring the uhh..um..talented Maria Sharapova. In case you forgot, the commercial involves her skillfully hitting tennis balls into a chain link fence to spell "Maria was here", and then she sexily slides my little camera down her thigh to take a picture of her handy-work. Awesome.

I managed to find a picture of Maria and my little camera..just for you...however..I thought it would be unwise to google "Maria Sharapova thigh Canon PowerShot" for fear of all sorts of unfortunate (maybe for some of you..fortunate) porn popping up on my work computer. So you're stuck with this. Don't say I never did anything for you.