college courses at which i would excel, were they offered:

1. procrastination 101
2. the art of t-shirt design
3. mix tape theory
4. physical education: flip cup
5. woodshop (i have alot of experience working with tools)
6. english composition: clever nicknames
7. debate (read: using "your mom" jokes to conclude arguments)
8. quantitative list-making
9. the history of reality tv (oh wait, i taught this class)
10. gastronomy: beer and pancakes as a means of stress reduction/intoxication