them apples

-there will be no more waking up at 4am for work. there will be waking up at 9am, like a normal human being.
-i celebrated my return to normal waking hours by watching alot of YouTube at work on friday. have you all seen this? it's not new, but it's awesome, and eel knows all the words. and will sing it for you if you ask her nicely and give her a few beers.
-i got tickets to celebrity jeopardy. i am really really excited. i hope it's exactly like on SNL (sean connery: "i'll take anal bumcovers for $400")
-i went apple picking with some pals from work on saturday. we, uh, picked apples and lil and i saw teeny little versions of ourselves.

cute, huh? you sort of had to be there to appreciate it fully. needless to say, while they may look adorable and harmless now, these girls are going to grow up to be the charmingly quirky co-leaders of the most exclusive cliques at school and work for the rest of their lives. they may also annoy their friends/co-workers with incessant quoting from short-lived tv sitcoms. one of them may grow up to be a crazy cat lady. maybe.