Damn you Suri!
I'm not going to bother updating you on the last few months of my life, maybe later. If you ask nicely. All I really want to do is talk about Suri Cruise. That kid is the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen. I love her. I want to steal her away from Joey Potter and the alien formerly known as Tom Cruise. She is single-handedly keeping me convinced that I want to have kids someday.
I actually go to gossip blogs just hoping that they have written about Katie and Suri lately. Also, her outfits are fabulous.
I hope she doesn't grow up to be a freak.
I actually go to gossip blogs just hoping that they have written about Katie and Suri lately. Also, her outfits are fabulous.
I hope she doesn't grow up to be a freak.
posted by eel at 5:18 PM
1 Comments:
um, "i hope she doesn't grow up to be a freak"?! of course she's going to be a freak. her name is SURI CRUISE. she is the spawn of space creatures. she herself is a martian, created for the sole purpose of sending a message to earthlings from her supreme creator, L. Ron Hubbard, via her rosy cheeks and fabulous ensembles.
exhibit A - anagrams for suri cruise:
-i cure us, sir
-i sure is cur
-cure sirius
clearly, she and L. Ron are campaigning against anti-depressants and satellite radio (ironic, since she's from space, no?)
don't be fooled. she is crazy face times a hundred.
9/10/2007 11:15 PM
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