exercising is hazardous to your groin

i pulled my groin (playing tennis, sickos) on sunday. it's...unpleasant. but i am enjoying groaning "oh, my groin!" for the record, this is why i don't exercise.

the you-know-whos lost to the motherfucking detroit tigers. but at least joe's sticking around another year. a-rod, however, should feel free to bite me and go away.

notes on celebrity jeopardy:
-alex trebek is awesome
-drew lachey (brother of nick) is as dumb as he looks
-jane kaczmarek was there but, unfortunately, she didn't bring her husband. boo.

make sure you watch it on november something.

p.s. bassi, if you're reading this in japan: i pulled your dad's groin last night.