danger gets unreasonably angry about a commercial for "marie antoinette"

have you seen the tv commercials for "marie antoinette"? nevermind that i can't stand kirsten dunst. let's discuss the fact that in the commercial the announcer voice says "based on a true story."
YOU THINK, ASSHOLES?
fuck you, sophia coppola, and fuck you, kirsten dunst, you snagletoothed bitch.
p.s. jason schwartzman, what are you doing in this movie? (oh right, you're related to the director. yay, nepotism.)