judging by this entry alone, you'd think i weigh 300 pounds. but i don't, i swear.

sometimes i think i should host a tv show called "danger eats new jersey." it sounds ominous, but really it would just be me and my unfortunate friends eating lots of shit and then talking lots of shit. in other words, it would be a typical weekend.

episode 1:
don't order blintzes at the forum diner. they smell and taste like they've been rubbed on a wet dog, dropped on a plate, and then served to me, for breakfast on saturday morning. not cool. good thing i also ordered a side of bacon.

episode 2: grilled peanut butter and cheese sandwiches, my new favorite food.

lil told me about this sandwich, so when she was over this weekend, we made a couple. not only were the sandwiches delicious, they're high in protein and serve as an ideal pre-game snack before boozing. the bread soaks up all the alcohol and the cheese greases up your arteries so the booze slides right to your brain. the peanut butter is there for goopy deliciousness. (don't worry, favorite post-game snack is still beer and pancakes.) when you all make these sandwiches for yourselves, try not to set off the smoke alarm.