spin the pork

my birthday was over a month ago, but i'm still thoroughly enjoying the gift i received from eel:

jesus, step aside. the answer to any of life's complicated questions can be found by asking yourself "what would bacon do?" and spinning the pork. answers range from "shrivel" to "taste really good," though my favorite is "spit hot grease" - something i intend to do frequently.

b+p readers, if you feel really terrible about the gift you didn't get me for my birthday this year, don't fret. please see: chanukah wish list.

oh, and speaking of pigs, the last three meals i've eaten:

1. pizza

2. pizza

3. pizza

that's dinner, lunch, dinner, for those of you playing at home.

p.s. please note, regarding the photo above: i would NEVER get a D+ on a report....especially if it was a report on bacon.

Tuesday Musings

My dad will be in town tonight, which means one thing, free yummy food. This evening we'll be having tapas! I've been day dreaming about the garlicy shrimp for about 24 hours now.

I've started reading trashy celebrity gossip blogs, and my favorite, PopSugar has this sweet game that is super addictive that I think you'll all enjoy: Who is more famous?

After the Pat's demolished the Jets in week 1, I am basically giddy with excitement for the next game, and football season in general. Randy Moss is sick nasty.

I dunno what this is, or where it came from, but it is also impossible to stop once you start.
Escapa!

I want one is these

Damn you Suri!

I'm not going to bother updating you on the last few months of my life, maybe later. If you ask nicely. All I really want to do is talk about Suri Cruise. That kid is the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen. I love her. I want to steal her away from Joey Potter and the alien formerly known as Tom Cruise. She is single-handedly keeping me convinced that I want to have kids someday.

I actually go to gossip blogs just hoping that they have written about Katie and Suri lately. Also, her outfits are fabulous.

I hope she doesn't grow up to be a freak.

hiatus

when you go 4 months without blogging, people think you're traveling, or busy, or perhaps dead, but in our case, we've just been lame/drunk/watching too much tv.

anyway, i thought i'd give it another go, especially since i've officially sold my soul to facebook....but please don't look me up. i'm not interested in making friends, online or otherwise. i'm only interested in being a stalker and exchanging recipes/book recommendations, which you can all feel free to leave in the "comments" section of B+P. of course, i'm assuming we have any readers left (aside from our own devoted stalkers).

with that said, i do have to give a shout-out to facebook for reuniting me with a good, old, friend, with whom i spent several glorious hours this weekend recounting our exploits as nerds/co-presidents of the drama club (YES WE WERE).

actually, our conversations went mostly like this:

BFF: hey, you know who i ran into? remember joe _____?
danger: um.....no.
BFF: he was a year ahead of us....played tennis....spikey hair...
danger: ....still no.
BFF: okay, nevermind then.

....and scene!

so thank you, facebook, and thank you internet.
xoxox